i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
we were boning in the bathroom when her boyfriend came upstairs. I wish i could remember what happened next more clearly, because it had to have been hilarious
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
No, I found out he was gay when I walked in on him blowing the guy from the dorm room next to ours.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
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