I don't think brook has ever known best
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
I woke up in a lawn chair by the lake to some man revving his boat motor at me.
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
I just tried to brush my hair with a can opener. Who gave you that brownie
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
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