Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
I like how I just yelled in the window at Mcdonalds drive thru, got his number and then fucked. it was like I ordered a happy meal that only can be had after midnight.
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
But he was still all, "YOU TEXTED TONY WHILE YOU WERE GETTING FUCKED?!" Like THAT was the weird part.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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