The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Randomize
