Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
A "Tom-vomit" is when you puke but cough as it comes up, so you close you mouth as a natural reaction and the vomit is jet-propelled out your noise.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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