Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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