I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just got a standing ovation when i made it to work on New Years Day. good thing?
He took out the lube and started calling it fuck fluid
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
I supernannyed him into submission
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
Randomize
