Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
Why the fuck did you text me at 4 in the morning telling me not to have sex with the bird?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I was looking at our sex bingo and pretty much every single row or column has at least one kind of person that is harder to find than all the rest
We've made things harder for ourselves
The struggle will be part of the fun
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
I feel like that japanese guy who ate all the hotdogs. Except replace hotdogs with sailor jerrys. And instead of a trophy and world record I just get a hangover at work
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