Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
I'm in the Wal Mart stall where we found out you weren't pregnant. This is where I'm going to propose to you. I feel like that would be the most romantic
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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