But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Hooray! My email address wasn't leaked by Ashley Madison!
I will chop off your penis
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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