when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
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