Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Playing drinking games to Nancy Grace totally counts as "keeping up with current events.."
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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