Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Let's get really high and wear fake mustaches and try not to laugh at each other...
I won't apologize to a one balled man
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I could fuck to npr.
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
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