It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
Because if not I was going to quote Ryan Lochte as punishment
Thank god I got my shit together
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Some dude with an OSU jersey just kissed him in the face in front of everyone. I should mention he's wearing a Panda costume. And has already been offered $20 for his suit by Plushies for oral sex.
He gave me the choice between a threeway with his best friend or a tiny turtle. Unfortunately I chose the threeway.
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
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