Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I take back everything I said about communal showers
Tequila is the liquid version of celery. I lose more calories during tequila drunk and the following sexual activities than I gain by drinking it...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
I'm going to tell you a beautiful word.
Fellatio.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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