i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
the night ended with taco bell and tears
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
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