I think I left something in your back seat.... It was my integrity
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Whoever decided putting Tom Seizmore and Heidi Fleiss together in rehab should win some kind of award.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
The best way to start drinking is as early as possible. eg, this bar isn't open but we're patiently waiting outside. That way you're confident and exciting when the talent arrives. Or too drunk to care.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
Randomize
