Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
you know you've been playing too much mario kart when you see a curve in the road ahead and see yourself drifting around it
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
the bar told me i would have to take an hour break so they could wash the shot glasses
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
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