Nicole vs. Life
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
When I realized it was a dog, and I still had a boner, it was awkward.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
My vagina bone hurts from grinding on that dude so hard.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
