Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
Well i just learned hong kong is a country...thank you olympics
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Can I get a DUI with a shopping cart? I've nearly hit 2 displays and little girl...
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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