im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
When you're all settled in, text me, and I can sorta apologize for saying that your phone can suck my dick. What I really meant to say is that your Windows phone can suck my Android phone's dick.
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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