hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
it was like his penis was on wheels.
i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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