Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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