what if I'm pregnant?
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He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
He told me he had more lines than a plaid shirt
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I hate it when the guy who runs the chicken and waffles truck is convinced that I run a cult.
that is the opposite of a normal text message.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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