Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I'm officially no longer allowed to make any of my own decisions regarding alcohol, men, or the combination of both. Thats up to you now. Do me proud.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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