Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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