she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
Is it tacky to frame a negative pregnancy test?
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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