sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I think I've had more sex in your bed than you have and I've only been here three days
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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