Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
Hootey the Owl eats a mean pussy.
Um, OK. WTF?
The guy from the Halloween party. We finally hooked up. Went down in me for 45 mins. Came 4 times.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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