Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
Note to self: remember to figure out whether melted cheese is a liquid when not stoned
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Firstly: alligator costume is happening anyway. But I'll see what I can do about the balls.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
Randomize
