I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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