His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
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