Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Impromptu road trip to New Orleans for four days of Mardi Gras. I'll probably be alive and back for Valentine's Day plans, probably won't stick my dick in some random either-might be using my free pass you cheating asshat. Love you. Expect random texts & probably a drunk dial or twelve. You did this to yourself. You're not invited so don't bother. Have fun at work.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
My heart stopped for a sec, but I snorted what I believe was cocaine off the floor, and I'm back in the fight
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
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