There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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