One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so you had a one ended conversation with the toilet las night in between barfs. you kept telling the toilet how strong it was because its gone through a lot of shit in its life.
drunk me is so punny.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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