the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
I wish you could order shots online.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
Randomize
