Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
Just saw a guy at the gas station legitimately dressed in exactly what my costume was last night. Fuck his life.
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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