You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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