what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
May the power of my ass compel you!!
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
send nudes
from the living room?
Randomize
