i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Yeah, sam & jessica were trying to have sex and you walked in & started coaching them through it with a fake hulk hogan mustache on.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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