that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
where are my pants?
in the oven.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
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