im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
He just texted me asking if I remember pinching his eyelid shut with my eyelash curler.
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
Some clips from last night: grinded like I haven't since college. Took shots with a bartender with a bad ass mustache. Made up a string of lies with fake names and occupations. Slept behind the couch with pizza in my hand
Just found out i over drew my checking account on a 711 hot dog
Do u remember buying that
I remember eating it on the curb like a drunken hobo
I think I just did my first walk of shame. He sent me home with a watermelon from his farm. Southern one night stands.
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
You ate ashes out of my bong
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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