normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
I melted cheese on my pizza rolls. When I die make sure someone melts cheese on my rolls.
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