I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
my brain is sober enough to have a conversation.. but my arms feel nice
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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