i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
My neighbors are white girl rapping to Hamilton again...
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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