I fell asleep on the toilet again last night...
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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