my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Dicks are not precious.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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