Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I was blowdrying my hair this morning and I swear to god it smelled like franzia
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
He said a lot of nice things about me, it was really uncalled for.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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