Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Her underwear doesnt even match. If youre going to be a face book whore at least have matching shit.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
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