she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
I just threw up and a whole piece of spaghetti came out of my nose. I don't even remember eating spaghetti.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Nothing says Merry Christmas like gifting a bottle of rum and finishing it yourself then leaning over at the dinner table to puke it back up.
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
My boyfriend just called me on his poop break from work.... Is that what you meant by moving too fast?
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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