Do vagina's smell?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
At least a dozen asian tourists will be showing their friends pictures of me peeing off of Hoover Dam with a cop pointing his gun at me when they get home. I worry about the impact on their children.
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He's the conductor of the struggle bus
I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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